HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE NOW*interally screams*
sometimes i look back at my drawings and im like
"hey maybe i can actually pass off as a serious artist"
but then i look through my files and
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
I’M AT THE LIBRARY TRYING TO READ A GODDAMN BOOK AND I LOOK UP AND SHAQ IS SMIRKING SENSUALLY AT ME FROM BEHIND A BOOK AND I CAN’T FOCUS I’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE
who the hell thought it was okay to give give him that tiny ass chair the nigga probably already struggles with texting now he’s forced into that tiny ass chair
I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge
IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE
this is breaking my heart :(
i guess i have a cat now
This is amazing.
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.